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Posts Tagged ‘Eureka Coalition for Jobs’
Rose is a railer just like Captain Ahab on his whaler
August 4, 2008
In every situation Rose is a reliable corporate hailer
Salzman’s name is central in elaborate conspiricies she’ll tailor
Her grip on reality it couldnt be much frailer
It’s if she was smoking crack like Lawrence Taylor
She hopes all the trehuggers get run down by a tractor trailer
Hurrying to deliver plastic crap to her favorite WAL-MART retailer
Against Local Solutions she is an incessant railer
Bellowing like Captain Ahab from the deck of his whaler
About throwing R. Trent in the can, just like was like a drunken sailor
And hoping that he gets beat senseless by an irate jailer.
Compared to hers, his trangressions seem much paler
just minute trifles, that would blind an auto detailer
Ideological constipation that’s the affliction that ails her
Reading the latest Eureka Coalition for Jobs mailer
Made Rose so verklempt she needed to use an inhaler
It claims Richard Salzman is just like Vlad the Impaler
Tags:corporate knobjobber, crack smokers, Drunken sailors, Eureka Coalition for Jobs, Herman Melville, Ideological constipation, LT, Moby Gallegos, Obsessive neat freaks, Sadistic guards, Vlad the Impaler
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R. Trent gets outspent
July 7, 2008
There once was a fellow who called himself R. Trent
In letters to the editor he’d often vent
Right wing foibles he’d always lament
Unfortunately his name he’d sometimes misrepresent
That doesn’t invalidate the rest of his argument
To his subjects the letters caused such anguish and torment
That they called the local police to register their discontent
They said he’s committing a breach of trust with fraudulent intent
Never mind that anonymous lobbyists pumping $$$ get their assent
So that at campaign time all the liberals are sure to get outspent.
They were beside themselves with phony outrage over a non event,
Because they always need another straw bogey man to invent.
Treats minor chicanery like a seismic event.
Anyone who thinks I’m “Sarah” must be sniffing rubber cement
Tags:Barney Fife, conspiracy theories, earthquakes, Eureka Coalition for Jobs, Fake names, faux outrage, glue sniffers, Hypocrite right wingers, Shadowy Corporate lobbyists, Thin skinned, Trumped up
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